Goshu once said to Hu Wan, "Do not swallow black ink in the presence of a woman with skin swollen from a thousand bee stings. Rather, swallow black ink in the presence of a child who, having been blinded by a poisenous snake bite, can stare into the sun with impunity." Hu Wan replied, "Master, I am bad mutherfucker Jesus Christ on acid." Goshu made love to a passing caravan of elephants.